TRY BOOBS

The first time I saw Scarlett Pain's boobs, I was positive that they weren't real. I mean, they were the perkiest, most perfect set of D tits I had ever seen in my life. I was like - 'Yo - she must have a good plastic surgeon.' One day I inappropriately grabbed her boobs (oh yeah - please don't try that at home. I am a cool boob specialist; therefore I have special privileges to grope girls...YOU DON'T!) and I was like - 'HOLY SHIT, THESE TITS ARE REAL!' and then she just giggled and smiled. So